- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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