Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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guess what chicken butt

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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