- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

Can you see this brett? Connor

Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

what do you call a man with no legs? disabled.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

ARE YOU OKAY? Well thanks for asking actually I could be doing a bit better bu... BUSTER WOLF! Moral: No Im adding moral here, I mean why ask people if they are feeling okay before you break then in half?

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

You are short with no perm, you will never be Kat Willams.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

Whats worse than getting knocked up? Finding out your Mother is a drugy living on the side of the road and your Dad is an acholic who diesnt care about you and realizes you might turn out the same way.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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