- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

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