- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Your time.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

JEWS

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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