Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Six million.

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

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Your mom is so black that her skin tone is darker than most people

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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i eat poop

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I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

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Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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Hippopatomous!

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How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5.

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Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

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What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

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