Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

Win and Beau have no friends

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

How old are you? 20

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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