- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

Black People.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

GINGER PEOPLE

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

I smacked my crotch with the back end of a hammer. I got a free vasectomy.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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