why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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What do you call a black priest? Religious.

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A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

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Women's football

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Japan called... They need help.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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like for a handjob.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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