A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

A child with cancer grows up.

what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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