- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. False. Violets are violet

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