A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

No. Yes.

wnba

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Nice weather we're having.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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