What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

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A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

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obama leadership

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Kelly Clarkson

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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