Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

There once was a man in Peru, Who dreamt he was eating his shoe. He was promptly taken to the hospital but died from infection.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Ham sandwich

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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