- Anti Joke

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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