Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

What's worse than being held hostage? Waking up and finding dick your mouth

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

I grammer is gooder then yours.

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

i'm not gay

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Please spell dyslexia.

Why did the man spill his coffee on his daughter? Because he is dying from Mad Cow disease so his hand experienced a traumatic spasm.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

aggie wilkinson, i WOULD!!!!!

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Ken wins!

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

what is stupid and reading this you

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