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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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I tell an anti joke!.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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