What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin?

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Chuck norris survived rapture.

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Why did the monkey follow the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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anti jokes

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How are you? Yes

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Hey look! Where? Above you, get the rebound.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

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