- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum went to the loo and out came you

Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

a catholic priest and a young boy

i love huge wieners.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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