- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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