Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Hearpin my durp

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

So a black man hails a taxi...

What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

yo momma so fat that she's fat

Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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