what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

women's rights

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Dancing Potatoe!

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

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