A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

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How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

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So a black man hails a taxi...

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How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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I tell an anti joke!.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

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A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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