- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

guess what chicken butt

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

don't look behind you

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