- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? -Dog shit.

What looks like a jew, smells like a jew, but claims he isn't jewish? Fletcher Phillips

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

Yo mamma's handwriting is so bad that its barely legible to most people!

look left ------------------------------------------------------> i bet you failed.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

What's worse? Cleaning a New York bathroom, or getting stabbed. WELL I DON'T GIVE A GOD DAMN!!! They both suck!

Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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