What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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I little 3 year old girl said to her dog "You're my best friend in the whole world" AND THEN THE DOG DIED!

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This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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women playing football?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kill a hooker and get his money back.

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I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

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What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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MICHAEL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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