Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?" Brunette: "I don’t know." Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!"

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What do a ginger kid get for christmas ? it dusen't matter... gingers don't have souls.

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What's my name? I don't know i was asking u.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Dear Board of education, so are we.

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guess what chicken butt

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What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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A man walks into a bar. He has a drink. Then goes back home.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it because it isn't coming.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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don't look behind you

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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