What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

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Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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your mom

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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