- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Nobody cares.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

marshal sterio had sex

Watch your lips.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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