- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Nobody cares.

How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

Penis.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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