- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

this is a joke

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

women outside of the kitchen

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Jared Gough is a slut

guess what chicken butt

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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