How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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What's 9+10=? 19

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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...NO.

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What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Susie has Autism

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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Why don't Polish women use vibrators? They are extremely conservative Catholics.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

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hi michael

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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