what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

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Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Woman's Rights

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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Why do innocent boys have wet dreams? Cause Jesus sucks.

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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You`re honor, he fell off the staircase, I demand that staircase ends up in jail! Case closed.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Boob Top view B Front view oo Side view b

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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