Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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