- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

Why was the man with cancer bald? He wanted to tan his scalp.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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