- Anti Joke

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had sinned.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese