Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

Why did the child step on a ball?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock Knock. Come in.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Traveling Salesman.

Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

you: guess what somebody: what? you: you have cancer

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

there are 2 black guys and a spanish guy in a car. who is driving? a sober, US citizen over the age of 16

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

like for a handjob.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Hey, look under there! Under what?

whats worse than 10 dead babies in my garage? 11 dead babies in my garage

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

My friend is a genius! JK!......... i have no friends

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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