If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

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What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Billy is dead and Atom bombs blow up chines $

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guess what what? nothing.

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Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why did the fox cross the road Because it didn't anticipate getting mashed by the passing lorry

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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