Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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whats white and sticking?... glue, you dirty bastard

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

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what did the comedian tell the audience? a joke.

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What is brown and sticky? Poop

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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