- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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