Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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read this

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you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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what is sticky and brown?a stick

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Canida

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

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Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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