how did the little girl die cancer

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Cheese that isn't yours

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

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How do you know when Taylor Swift is dead? When you don't hear Boyfriend songs anymore

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haha, you're an orphan

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Watch this summer, as General Jack Ryu, attempts to fight his way across the jungle only known as "The streets" as he seeks to save Mary.Bison from the evil clutches of Master Jamie Ken in this epic written trailer! Jack Ryu: So we are brothers? Jamie Ken: No, I am your failed clone! I spontaneously begin burning from me feet and hands! WHHHHHHYYYY WAS I NOT THE CHOOOOOSEN ONE!!!!!! Mary B: Ryu... He is the fifth! THE FIFTH HAS ARRIVED! Jim "Dan" Daniels: Yes certainly, it is well within my scientific genius to create the fifth, yet my former associate Bob Sagat lost an eye in an explosion... CAN JACK RYU SAVE THE WORLD FROM THE MOST DEVASTATING BOMB IN THE UNIVERSE: THE AKUMA BEFORE JAMIE KEN UNLEASHES IT? CAN JACK RYU... FIGHT TROUGH THE STREETS... AND LIVE UP TO THE FIFTH AND SAVE MARY BISON? ALL DEPENDS IF HE CAN CONTROL HIS INNER CHUN LI! STREET FIGHTER V: rEVOLUTION

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What do you say when you take a nasty shit in you friends bathroom? There's some nasty shit in there.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

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I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

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What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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Two men walked into a bar. The third transformed into a duck and flew away.

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a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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