Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

An indian boy gets a girlfriend

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Knock knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Names don't matter. Now shut up and let me in before I kill your family

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

hello

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

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A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Shit Happens....or sometimes it doesn't! As the person is taken to the hospital with severe constipation.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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