how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? handicapt

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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