- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

How did the blonde get blood on her Ipad? A terrible paper cut.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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