- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Why did the boy miss the school bus? He died in his sleep

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

A grandmother in her late seventies is walking to the grocery store. Then out of nowhere,she stats getting pelted by bananas. One hits her hard on the head,and she dies.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??