how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Gadaffi

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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Q

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas Mittens

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Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

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A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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SCHNARRRRRR!!!!!

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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