- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What did the man say to the horse in the bar? Nothing, communication requires listening and comprehension which horses cannot process in their brains. If anything the man said it at the horse, not to him.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Sorry boss

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Canada

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what smells worse then shit Drew White

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

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