- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

What's the difference between a catholic priest and acne? Acne waits until the boys hit puberty before coming on their face.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Your mamas so fat. She fat.

i hate it when Voldemort showers in my nutella

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Why was the blonde crying? Because she just watched her infant get sucked into a jet engine and she was very sad.

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Cold camel scrotum.

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

Cleveland winning something

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Poop

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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