Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

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I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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Sam alexander is also r8 g4y

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Women's Rights.

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I like pom

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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