- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

A blind man walks into a bar

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

I am on a escalator.

So a black man hails a taxi...

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