What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Yes, finally caught that mouse!

Sorry boss

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

Canada

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what smells worse then shit Drew White

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

How did the stapeler disappear? I ate it.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

twilight

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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