- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Where do babies come from? My garage

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

whats the best thing about polio...death

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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