- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

George Bush.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

Yes.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

obama leadership

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

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