What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A pedophile walks into a daycare

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why was the Asian women crossing 8 lanes of traffic with no blinker? Poor chink had a seizure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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