in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

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what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

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Guess what? No.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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women outside of the kitchen

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A: What happened to the snake? B: It died

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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