Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

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Cows go moo.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

George Bush.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What is worse than a bus falling on you? A bus with Mama June inside it falling on you.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

obama leadership

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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