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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What looks like a 50p and has a narrow back?

Ebola

You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Jacob Edwards has friends.

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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