- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what? No.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

A stop sign walks into a bar. Looks like somebody invented walking stop signs.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the black guy buy spray paint? To paint his fence, to keep it from rotting away.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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