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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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