- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

How much dirt was in a hole that was 6 feet wide and 6 feet deep? None. It's a hole.

How many WOMEN does it take to change a light bulb? YOU ALREADY KNOW ITS GONNA BE MORE THAN ONE!

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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