Why did the tree cross the road? A woman crashed into it.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

Hippopatomous!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

A: Knock! Knock! B: Who's there? A: Kitchen B: Kitchen who? A: GET THERE!

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Its Adolf, we're going to camp."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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