- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

Farts smell bad!

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

what did the mom with cancer get for christmas? radiation poisoning

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

fack me!

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

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