DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

JEWS

Does this napkin chloroform?

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

The game!

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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