- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a bus.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

Why didn't the family go through the door? Because it was a window.

My butt!!!!

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel something splatter, you may want to see what happened, and then promptly clean up the mess so one one slips.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

why do birds fly away when you go near them? incase your black

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

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