- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

Q: What's a Mexican's favorite sport? A: Cross Country

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

The police, we have several warrants for your arrest.

whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Poop

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Johan showering. . . AWK

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*