Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Once upon a time, a story teller used the "once upon a time" metaphor in order to tell you your parents have died in a terrible accident

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

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whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

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