- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

I am on a escalator.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Get in the Batmobile.

Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the front porch? Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a hole? Phil What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river? Bob

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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