The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

guess what chicken butt

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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