Alex Eggbert

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Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

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what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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I like pom

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

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Dani barton= lovely

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

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What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

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Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

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A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

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