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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows, he was hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

You should never talk to strangers.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

A Jew walks into a Furness

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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