So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

Knock Knock Not Yet

A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

1+1 =? Too

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

You just won the game...

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

Why... ...did the chicken cross the road?

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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