- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Yes, but he hasn't.

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? "Poker Face"

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

what colour is a frog green you idiot

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

twilight

Potato.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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