I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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What is Freddie Mercury's favorite planet? Earth.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Open the fucking door. Open it! This is a fucking robbery. This is not a fucking joke. Get down on the ground. Shut that baby up. Shut that fucking baby up! Now! Get on the fucking ground or I swear to Christ I will fucking end your life. Tell the kids to go to their room. Do it. Do it, you fucking bitch! Where's the fucking jewelry? You got any money stashed anywhere? Come on, I know it's here. Keys? Your husband got any guns? Give me everything valuable or I swear to god, I will fucking murder you in front of your son. The woman was brutally raped for hours.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

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68 :)

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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