What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

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A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

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Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

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whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

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How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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Joe Biden

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

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Reed is poopin

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Penis

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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