- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

Wombat monkey juice.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

Joay impistato is a fig

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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