- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

"knock knock" "who's there?" "its your girlfriend, lets have sex"

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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