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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

My mom caught me masturbating.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Blind people can't read this.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

John: Do you like Cake? Sue: Yes. John: Alright.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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