Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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Good boy

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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I went to visit my friend last week (not a guy, guys as friends? Thats just gay, I mean you fuck all of your friends right?) And she was really happy and stuff right? I mean REALLY happy, and the poor thing was depressed for like 8-9 months or something. So I was like: ARE YOU HIGH RIGHT NOW? >:( She said: YEAH I AM HIGH ON LIFE! I looked down at the ground, it contained a full box full of syringes and needles! So I grabbed the whole thing and threw them out! So then I learned what Insulin was anyways. Ps: Depressed, pregnant... Not sure anymore, it was like two weeks ago or something.

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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A black man hailed a taxi cab. He got in, and the taxi drove him to his destination for an appropriate fee.

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a retard lost...

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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why did the black man buy a gun? he was a hunter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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