This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Who is a knob? ross d

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Women's rights.

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A dolphin walked into a bar, wait. . . dolphins can't walk, or go to bars.

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

PENlS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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