- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

Where's my tractor?

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

An owl turns to the other owl. He has to, he can't move his eyes.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Where do black people get there hair cut? At a hairdresser.

This isn't a joke, but I'm going to ruin the fun of this site by clicking the thumbs up until I one day get onto the first page.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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