- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

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Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

Why did the baby start crying? Its mom slapped it in the face, causing permanent brain damage that would haunt it throughout its life.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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