What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you call a group of white guys playing basketball in Philadelphia? Actually, that already seems like a pretty good summary of the situation.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Why did the baby die? Abortion

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Potato.

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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Cows go moo.

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

if a kayak was stuck in a tree with its headlights on, how many pancakes stacked will it take to get to the moon? none because snakes dont have armpits

So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

George Bush.

Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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