- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

a man walks into a bar it hurt

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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