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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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