What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

That awkward moment when the moment isn't awkward.

When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

hit the thumbs down button

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

Why do black people like fried chicken? There's cocaine inside.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

whats brown? poop.

the real mccoy

Did the Chicken cross the road? No the road moved the chicken across.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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