- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

my namew is jd

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

There is a bird and a squirrel in a tree. Later, as a farmer walked past, the squirrel ate the bird.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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