Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

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A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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