A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: 9/11 jumpers 200 stories in 5 seconds

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

I'm banging your sister.

A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin, get in the car.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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