what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Are you Drew?

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Women have the right to vote.

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Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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No, but it was a nice chance to pretend to, that was the scheme part I might have mentioned, people never figure out that you are fucking them over at the present, if you tell them you fucked them off in the past, they start thinking backwards, often ignoring those tiny details straight in front of them. Listen, call me a bit paranoid, but who the hell is Septimus and AzureDragon or whatever the fuck his little geek name was?

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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68 :)

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Black people. They are so kind.

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