what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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The 13th Amendment...

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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1+1 =? Too

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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...NO.

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

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