- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why does it matter, they can't chuck wood in the first place.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

A genie came out of a lamp explain?

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why is six afraid of seven? There might've been a little shooting accident a few days ago which put his mother in the ER. If anyone asks go to a bar and think in your head why you would ask something like that. Let it sink in.

What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

Get in the Batmobile.

Anti jokes gives me cold sores

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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