Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

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Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

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knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

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alert("The Game");//

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What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

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Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Women.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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