What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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dislike this...please.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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What's worse than being hit by a mini van? Being hit by 5 mini vans.

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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This is not a joke.

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why did Sally fall of the swing....she had no arms. knock knock who's there? NOT Sally.....

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. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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