What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What do get when you cross a lion and tiger? A liger. This hybrid mammal, only observed in captivity, is the largest of all known felines and is thought to be sterile.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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