- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What did the scientist have to say about religion when he was asked by a local reporter? He said that it is a cultural system that creates powerful and long-lasting meaning, by establishing symbols that relate humanity to truths and values.

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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