Ask me if I am a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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Black People.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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why did the poet kill the blackchicken? as a source of inspiration for his poultry

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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Q: Why do Japanese people have eyes that look like they're stretched to the side of their head? A: When they are born, they come out head first, and their eyes are stretched to the side of their head and are stuck in that position due to the sticky, glue like substance found inside a woman's stomach.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What became of the girl who drank shellac and died? Her poor father attempted CPR for three hours straight before being forced to give up on his child's life. A massive funeral was held; everyone she ever knew attended. It was a very sad affair.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.*tear* Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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