whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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() () () () () () () ------ *__________* yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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I like my coffee the same way I like my woman with big tits I lied about the woman

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whoa there

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what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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