how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

women's rights.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

Listen Nero, lol "listen", anyway, you seem pretty quick to take the blame for my mistakes here, I mean sigh... ...I would never send anyone to harass anyone, but then again I should never allowed them to join in the first place, how bad is that eye doing by the way? I am deeply sorry, I never meant for anything like this to happen. I am eating as I write, I mean I am still scared, I would not blame you if you still keep burning anger towards me.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

um...... What's worse than 15 babies stapled to trees? sixteen babies staples to trees PS: I will stop posting if 3 people don't like this by tommarow.

I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Stephen Walking.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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