- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Homework.

Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

Q: why did the guys neck hurt after the car crash A: he had a sun burn

What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

whats blue, saggy, moldy and smelly? Will Nealis' Vagina

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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