One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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how did the little girl die cancer

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Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Knock knock GET OUTTA HERE! Jesus Christ dude I just came for some eggs!....

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. My Grandpa died in the Holocaust... He fell off of the guard tower.

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A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender says "what'll it be?" The bartender is then sent to a medical clinic after letting several wild animals into his bar and proceeding to feed them alcoholic drinks. He is diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

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roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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