lyren is a big meanyhead

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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As for regarding the Win/Win/Win/sore ass kid comment below... Why not? There is too much Win in order to worry about some fucking soreass thats just gonna grow up to be a slut... RIGHT? Your friendly r*pist Neighborhood r*pist Moral: Man: "He or she who knows I am right, will be be the only one left" Btw, I am the Anti-God, what else can I be? You are the ones that killed Christ Ahahahahahaha! Political humor bonus because my satisfaction of owning you all and your entire screen. Are you Right Winged? Or wrong Winged?

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A mama cow was sitting in the barn with her 3 babies. The first baby cow goes "Mom, why did you name me Daisy?" "Because a Daisy landed on your head when you were born" The second calf goes "Mom, why did you name me Rose?" "Because a Rose petal landed on your head when you where born." The third calf says "Aasdfghoiuytfghjkuiy" The mom replies "Shut up brick"

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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What's a small person? A midget

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What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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Anti Joke

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