- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? You haven't? Well neither has he

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

Your momma's so fat: She's willing to risk kidney damage and embarrassing flatulence by undertaking the atkins diet.

What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

What has 4 eyes and can't see. Blind siamese twins!

Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

What's a small person? A midget

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Doorbell salesman.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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