How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

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GAME OVER!!!!!! OF COURSE!!!!!! I BEHELD AS SATAN FELL FROM THE SKY..: LIKE LIGHTNIIIIIIIIIIIING! Street Fighter 2: The (antijoke) Movie. Moral: Raul Julia, you are the man, rest in peace dude you made that movie a masterpiece, do not give this a thumbs up for me, but for the most brilliant performance he ever gave.

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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ROSES ARE RED WATCHES ARE GOLD GET ON YOUR KNEES AND DO WHAT YOUR TOLD

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A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one is quite sure because technology is not advanced enough for humans to converse with chickens.

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Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

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Roses are red, Violets are not blue, they're violet, which is why they're called violets.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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