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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

black people

You know what is not cool? Fire.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

whydid the little boy drown? he can't swim

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Womens rights

What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Your so stupid, that your stupid.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know.

What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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