- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

roses are red violets are blue i dont give a damn how bout you

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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