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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

womens rights

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stranded on a desert island for a few weeks. They get to know each other really well.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Chuck Norris can bench 210 pounds.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

Why are pirates called pirates? Because it derives from the Latin word, pirata.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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