- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Matt Damon

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Type 2 diabetics

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

I have no ideas.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

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