Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

Q: why do shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews only have 10 fingers

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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