- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Matt Damon

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

Type 2 diabetics

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Want to hear a dead baby joke? Abortion

- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

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