A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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