Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What do you call something with no legs? A Cripple.

buttcrack thumbs up

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Hi.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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