- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

Women.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

:O + :P = 69

what did helen keller say when she dropped a box on her toe. nothing. helen keller cannot speak

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

a car drives off a cliff whos driving? an asin woman!

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

Heartlight

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What's another word for a priest? Rapist

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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