Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Your mother is so unintelligent that her IQ score is equal to or lower than 2 standard deviations below the national average of 100 on the Mensa approved intelligence test that has been properly administered and supervised.

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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It's long!

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I hate blackniggers

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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black people

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What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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You have been brought down to hell where you are welcomed by satan. "Welcome to hell, where you watch your loved ones get tortured for all eternity" Satan said "Where is everyone? " you ask "Hmmm, I guess you were never really loved"He replied

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I enjoy anal.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

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Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

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A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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