Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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What do you call a black guy who sells drugs? a pharmacist

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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What is a man with no arms and no legs on a pile of leaves? A quadriplegic who enjoys the fall.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Grass is green.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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How do you spell Mississippi with out an i? You can't because removing an i from the word Mississippi would cause it to be spelled incorrectly.

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

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An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

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Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Cold camel scrotum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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