A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

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conrad profit

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

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what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

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Q: What happens when you hit a man with a car? A: You speed away hoping no one saw, you spend the next month and a half agonizing over your crime as it consumes you because you think of the poor man's family, then you either go to prison or hang yourself from a fan all because you wanted road dome....

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How many dislikes can this get?

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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