- Anti Joke

Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

What does Free Candy and a Free game online have in common? They both have viruses

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

I have two hands. Some people dont.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

Q - what did one plate say to the other? A - FOods on me tonight!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What is Worse than the holocaust?

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.