Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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liam buchan is gay !

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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A black guy WALKS out of prison.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

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Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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