How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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What's worse than 1000 babies stapled to one tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 tress.

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women have rights

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What is the difference between a mustache, and a pile of dead babies? Mustaches disgust me.

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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