What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

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Yo mama's so fat that she takes too muc oh fuck it I'm stuffed Henri and Chaz

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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Bloody kids ...

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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bitches be crafty.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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