Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

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A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Q. What's better than a breadmaker? A. A sandwhich.

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Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

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What did the black man say to the policeman? "Take it easy."

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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