- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doorbell salesman.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

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