why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Your time.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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Why did a duck cross the street? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Kill his family.

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Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

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Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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69

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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