why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

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Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

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Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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