Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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a guy gets knocked out and wakes up in a alley all bloody and a knife next to him!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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This is not a joke.

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whats worse then the worst thing that happened in your life? nothing.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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