When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Suzie. How is that even possible?

a catholic priest and a young boy

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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