- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Want to hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy but get in the van

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What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

A man, trying to be polite, asks his irritating coworker, "Did you get a haircut?" His coworker responds, "No, I got them all cut!" The man groans and shakes his head.

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

what did the black man say to the white man? hi

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

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