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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

what is the awesomest of them all? me

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Girls Basketball.

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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