Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Q) what do girls like long , soft (can go hard) and has white stuff come out A) Twinkies but if left out of its plastic wrapping for a long period of time it will go hard

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Thats where the slaughterhouse is.

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Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

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There are three types of people in this world: The stupid. And the ones that can't count.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

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Why was the jewish boy sad? He had no friends.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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What does A duck smoke? Quack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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