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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son was captured by a sexual predator, and your daughter tried to run from them, and now she's under the wheels of the bus going round and round.

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Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

What was the doctor's shirt made out of? Cotton

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

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