- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

wanna hear a joke? not really

how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

What is long and black The unemployment line

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

Male penises.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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