- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

marshal sterio had sex

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

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