- Anti Joke

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!