- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Hey man have you ever seen Stevie Wonders house? ... Neither has he

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Q: What's different about a boy and a girl? A: Nothing. There used to be a notable difference but nowadays you have to strain in order to tell them apart.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown glue

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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