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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

So did you hear what happened to the deaf guy? He didn't either

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

What did the stuffed animal say to the human after the human said hi? Nothing, after all stuffed animals can't talk

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