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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck, an engineer, and a leaf? There are many differences between these 3 that I will not list them all.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

Q: What do you call a hobo asking for change? A: Get off my driveway!

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

my mom raped yerr foot

There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

What's after 9/11? 9/12

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

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