- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

What did the homeless man without legs and arms, get for Christmas? ... Cancer

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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