Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

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There once was a girl named sally with no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

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What is more funny than an anti joke? A real joke.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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