hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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whats 2+2? 4

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Bloody kids ...

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

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bitches be crafty.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

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Hi

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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Your time.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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