say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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Bloody kids ...

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

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Spinabifita

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

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Where did the watch-dog take the blind man on Saturday afternoon? Wherever the blind man wanted to go

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What's worse than finding a bone in your boneless chicken meal? Going home to find your entire family brutally murdered.

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Two women were sitting together, quietly.

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So these IRS agents were negotiating a deal.....

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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