- Anti Joke

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

women's rights

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2qg6AkhIYVs

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1 : Yo mamma's so fat... P2: My moms dead

My butt!!!!!!!!

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

Shit!

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

What is the difference between a duck?

Knock Knock Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!- Napoleon Dynamite