Doorbell salesman.

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Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

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24!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

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What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

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Society.

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

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Yes.

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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I'm banging your sister.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

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A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

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Your social life

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Where's my tractor?

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What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

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Matt Damon

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Anti Joke

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