Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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this girl died

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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Blind people can't read this.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

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This one sucks!

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knock knock WUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!!!! WUUUUZZZZZUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZZZZUUUUUUUUP!!! WUUZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!! WUUUUUZZZZUU......

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Kellers dad? It was very funny

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it!!!

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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Q: what is the difference between a baby stroller and a black man. A: I don't try and hit black men when they cross the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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