What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? One is alive meanwhile the other is an object full of solid waste.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

How much does a polar bear way? Near 1,100 pounds.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson molested boys.

marshal sterio had sex

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night, To find nothing amiss.

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

What does Ke$ha feel like when getting up in the morning? Shit because she has a nasty hangover.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

When I see Debra walking her dog in the morning I often ask myself whose walking who!?

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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