- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

What did santa claus say when he saw a girl standing on the corner? Ho Ho Ho... ;)

What did the man say when he was asked if he recently saw a mime painting a lawn chair in the middle of December? "No." , and walked away, slightly confused by the matter.

Society.

What did the squirrel say to the owl? Nothing, because owls and squirrels don't talk, but the owl ate the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

A minor walks into a bar. He's not very good at limbo.

Yes.

I'm banging your sister.

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

If shoes could talk they'd tell you that they are not willing support your weight & floors are extremely dirty.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? Pour it.

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Your social life

What did Helen Keller see on her trip? Nothing

Matt Damon

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

how did the man get down the stairs? he walked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

What do you call a black man? Jamal

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