What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

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Communism, Capitalism and an Irish man walk into a bar. Communism says, “I’ll buy the drinks but I require your complete obedient consent.” Capitalism says, “No I’ll buy the drinks but I require that you pay me back with interest” and the Irish man says “No I… I don’t feel very well at all… Oh shite I’ve got the bloody runs!” He then proceeds to shit myself.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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A black guy with his family.

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A jew go out of a bar

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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knock knock

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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How did the boy fly? he had wings.

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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