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What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

What do you get when you cross a cantaloupe and a dog? "Melon-choly"

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

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The penn state football administration

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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