- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

What do dogs and cats have in common? They eat dog food, accept for the cat.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Johan showering. . . AWK

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

A black guy with his family.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

knock knock

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

A jew go out of a bar

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

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