A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I have a crush on my dad.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Ham sandwich

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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