Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Womens Rights.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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Women Driving.

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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What's up? A direction...

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

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A man walks up to a woman in a bar. They hit it off. That night they make wild sex and fall madly in love with each other. They start dating, it's so fantastic. They understand each other on almost every emotional and intellectual level. They have the same humor and they love spending time together. The sex is so great. After a few years, they get married, and they start the rest of their lives together. They have 2 beautiful children and their lives are blossoming. Fast forward 30 years. They are both retired old people, yet still madly in love. They live in their old home, and their lives are very comfortable. Their children have grown up into adults, and are very happy. Fast forward another 10 years, and they now live in an elderly home. They are both in wheelchairs and their health is slowly deteriorating. They die.

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Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

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So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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who touched the priests sticky hand? Jake Duncan

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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