- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a knock on the door. Little Jimmy comes dowstairs opens the door and standing in the door way is the axe wielding manic fromTexas Chainsaw.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What do you call a Muslim taking control of an airplane? A pilot. -Tag

Q.what does the kid scream when he see's a creepy man in a big van pull up? A. ICE CREAM!

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

Hey I just met you, and this is Crazy, but I think I Love You, so have my baby! ;)

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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