- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

...NO.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

I have a crush on my dad.

why didn't little johnny show up to school on friday? little johnny died two months ago from cancer. he hasn't been to school in a year.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

Ham sandwich

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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