- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small and has four hoofs? A sow

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

If you're happy and you know it - put your hands in the air i have a gun.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

That awkward when you adimaticlly read "moment in your head because you have seen too many of these awkward moment jokes.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Roses are red Roses are pink Roses are yellow Roses are white Stop stereotyping roses, already.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

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