You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

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Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Society has given up on chairs that spin.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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