What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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There is this dylectic who can't spell.

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#1 rule in arguments: if losing, start correcting their grammar

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No

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Yo Mommas so poor, when i went to her house and started to clear out the cob webs, she said why the heck are you tearing down the curtains.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

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How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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horrible joke I I I I I I I VVV

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So, North Korea is getting ready to nuke the US... BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Two strippers are out of work. So they turn to prostitution.

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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