What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

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What did the pastor say to the rabbi? Hi (or some other greeting)

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

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My piggy bank is empty. No change there then

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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JEWS

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How old are you? 20

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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no

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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