- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: A deaf guy

Two tubes of ice cream are sitting in a freezer, one turns to the other and says "its bloody freezing in here" God then corrects this apparent mistake in the combined laws of physics and biology

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

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How did the man with no arm and no legs get to the store? Well he certainly didn't walk.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

fack me!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

Why did the Nazi shoot the Jew in the head? Because he was a Jew. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

asian drivers.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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