What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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a retard lost...

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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Roses are red hulk is green, I'd smash that ass, If you know what I mean !

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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Why did the cop not arrest the driver? The Driver shot him 2 minutes earlier.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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A cow walks into an Asian bar and asks for a beer. The bartender asks it for I.D. It says "it doesn't matter. I came by horse."

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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