A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What has 4 eyes but can't see? A blind man wearing glasses.

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What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My van is coming, I'm gonna get you!

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

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Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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