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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

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What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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good one jess !!

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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