Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

thumb_up thumb_down +9

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Womens rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

How do you scare a 5 year old girl? Stick your dick out.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

how did little johnny die? i killed him

thumb_up thumb_down +7

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Weiner

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops