- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

What sauce do chicken's hate? Bone suckin' sauce

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried to to commit suicide.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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