- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

I have a crush on my dad.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they * and but will always that hard but is up rather **, and they don't eat bacon

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

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