- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Mitt Romney.

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Your mom.

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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