- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

What's red and has wheels a red car....

Roses are Violets, Violets are Roses, I am a dumb ass, The Hobbit.

want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Why did the toast land butter side down. The devil visited earth that day and therefore everything that could go wrong did.

What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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