Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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^that joke a piece of shit

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Girls

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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weiner? balls

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What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

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Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

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Anti Joke

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