What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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Yo daddy!

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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I like to eat people

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Who graduated top of their class, got their degree two years early and lead a very successful life? Not you

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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