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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

Turn around.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

hi michael

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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