- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

One day a man runs into a bar. He is already drunk and jumps through the window. This is illeagal, so he was arrested, stoned and killed.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

What did the doctor say to the Jew? You have cancer.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

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