Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Black People.

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A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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what smelss like crap.... CRAP dose DUH

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Iggy Azalea

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gay marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

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Did you hear about the 2 guys who wanted to go to rome? They didnt go

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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