What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? There are certainly innumerable differences, but, in general, humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

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Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

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Punch line.

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

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69. Yeah- that's my street address.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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