What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

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Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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What's the same about eggnog and a computer? You can search the web. Except that's only true for one of them.

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Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

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a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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God is real

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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