- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

a gay guy walks into a bar what does he do? buys a drink after a hard day at work

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Justin Beiber

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

Joe Biden

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

What's red and has wheels a red car....

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