Dear Board of education, so are we.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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DOWN

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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I'm rubber and you're glue, whatever you say bounces of me and bounces of you too because sound isn't affected by your adhesive properties.

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

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Emily Brunelle is skinny

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Woman's rights.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Anti Joke

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