- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"

Why did the man burn all the children? He was a psychopath.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

What's better than sex? Nothing

How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

What do you call a black man in a Police car? A Police Officer

Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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