what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

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*prepares this to get negged*

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What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

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What's the difference between you and yourself? Yourself has 4 more letter in it.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Women's Rights.

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A: What do you call a Jew with only one arm on Christmas? B: An amputee.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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Waseem is not a funny guy!

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did sally break her arm? A piano fell on her

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? In this situation, the minority.

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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Q: What is the difference between everything and nothing? A: everything! Moral: NOTHING!

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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