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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

2 dogs one jar of peanut butter

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

Spell: “This word”

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

Q. Whats the easiest way to end world hunger? A. Nuke Africa.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

Hi my name is Jim

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