why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

PFF! I hate that shit XD not saying that claymation cant be art, but that Plonsters or whatever is just something I dragged out of my head.

What's red and u drink it Koolaid

why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

Dont you guys just hate it when someone puts a stupid joke on anti-joke?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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